are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
