omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize