I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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