Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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