But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Randomize
