Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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