how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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