Kiss
Puke
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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