nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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