problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
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I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
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we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
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