another moral hangover. fuck.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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