At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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