just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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