i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
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Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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