There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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