You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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