Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
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Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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