Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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