what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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