I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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