I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
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I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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