Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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