Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
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I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
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I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Couch. On fire.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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