Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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