i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
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I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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