Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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