So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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