well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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