I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
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Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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