this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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