I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Randomize