just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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