Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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