no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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