I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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