there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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