okay pat passed out under dana's car
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
ok first of all what the fuck
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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