are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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