508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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