Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
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the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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