She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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