would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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