They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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