We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
