; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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