Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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