If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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