omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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