3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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