If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
The beer is more important than you right now.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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