Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Are we still banned from the library?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
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