he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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