so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
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When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
it's like heaven, but drunker
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
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