the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Even my vagina gasped.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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