wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I skipped work to stalk him.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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