He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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