All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
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smell my finger.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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